This week I tell a story about rock-n-roll and a fast car opened my brain to the world of Earthly delights! Also, this episode includes a segment of my conversation with Horror author and Publisher Max Booth III from my Patreon podcast. Become a patron at any tier to receive the Awesome Dude 4 Life Boner (Bonus) Podcast weekly!
Episode 143 - You Can Never Have Too Many Eggs In Your Pants
We’re all still shut-ins during these quarantined times, so this week I tell a story about a spontaneous trip I took to see Ozzfest in 1999 and the birth of Taint magazine. Plus, this episode includes a segment from my Patreon podcast where I talk to horror author Wesley Southard. Join any tier on my Patreon to hear the whole interview, and gain access to all past episodes as well.
Episode 142 - Get In The Van: I Can
Amidst a may-lay of negativity and fear, I stop to remember what has made me realize and know that I CAN do the things I’ve set out to accomplish. It came about with some help from the Pacific Ocean, and one of the first tours I went on years and years ago.
Episode 141 - The GR8 TurbografX-16 Debacle or A Splatterhouse Too Far
Back during the console wars of the late 80’s into the early 90’s there was a little known contender that suffered a fate brought on by a case of Too Little, Too Late. That console was the Turbo Grafx-16, and I had one. Unfortunately, I was also a little late to the party as well when it came to this doomed system lured by the carrot on a stick in the form of a game called Splatterhouse. Plus, this episode includes an excerpt from my Patreon podcast in which I talk to comedian and tattoo artist, Gavin Burr.
Episode 140 - Don't Cry Over Spilled Jordans
When you’re a kid sneakers are a big deal. Well, I guess they’re a big deal for adults as well, but back in the day they were certainly worth shedding a tear over. Also, this episode includes an excerpt from an episode of my Patreon podcast, The Awesome Dude 4 Life Boner (Bonus) Podcast, featuring Jarod Barbee and Patrick C. Harrison III. Check out the full episode along with all the others on my PATREON page!
Episode 139 - The Sleeveless Bandit Strikes Again!
We all know how I feel about sleeves these days, but years ago I helped played a prank that may have started it all!
Episode 138 - The Great Snake Puncher!
Episode 137 - Days of the Dead Atlanta 2020 Recap
I just got back from Days of the Dead Atlanta 2020 and I’m going to tell you all about it! Also, I’ve included a clip from an interview I did with my friend and fellow horror writer, Tony Evans. Check out my Patreon for the full interview!
Episode 136 - Don't TOW Me, Bro!
This week I recall a time I almost had my car towed, and went through twice the hassle to get out of it. Double check for signs behind trees, because we don’t live in a cartoon apparently. Also, a bonus piece of an interview I did with Ms. Dana Marie King where she talks about her Bad Wolf art collective!
Episode 135 - Happy Birthday! I Did All Your Drugs
It’s my birthday, so what better way to celebrate than with a tale from birthdays past. This story is about a trip to Austin with some pals, psychedelics, and puking in the street.
Episode 134 - The Great Beer Wahoo!
This week I recall a time when if you wanted to get beer you had to be creative hence, the great beer wahoo. Also, the cards tell it like it is in this week’s reading.
Episode 133 - AD4L Patreon Episode
This week I’m promoting my Patreon by releasing an episode of the Awesome Dude 4 Life Boner (Bonus) Podcast available to my Patreon members only! This ep features myself and the great David W. Barbee and myself chatting it up in a Florida motel room. Check out my Patreon and help ol’ Uncle Johnny out if you can!
Episode 132 - Hail Satan! Now, Here's Twenty Dollars!
I hate it when people feel the need to approach you so they can comment on or question something about an article of clothing you’re wearing. Unless they give you cash after they do. It still sucks, but it helps ease the frustration. Also, I win a battle but not the war in this week’s reading.
Episode 131 - Proctor and the Bitch
Ah, the theater. What a time I had doing plays in high school! This week I tell a tale of the ‘bitch’ heard round the world.
Episode 130 - The Great NES Christmas
I’ve said in the past how working retail and customer service jobs destroyed any and all Christmas spirit I could ever have, but this week I go way back to the time of being a young lad when i was still elated about the season. Also, an all Pentacle reading has interesting things to say about my current situation.
Episode 129 - Oh Jekyll, You Devil
I’m back from Jekyll Island Georgia from another convention, and a long, lonely drive. It wasn’t the best, but at least it was something. Excellent reading this week with the Emperor bring the good news.
Episode 128 - Wrecked 'Em, I Hardly Know 'Em
It’s been a wild week of tabling at local markets and prepping for live readings, but this week’s story has to do with my first vehicle and its unfortunate demise.
Episode 127 - A Friday As Black As My Soul
Although four years removed from the retail/service industry working during the holidays left lasting scars that still haunt me to this day. This week I talk about working overnight on Black Friday while wishing a comet would strike and blackout all of existence. Plus, good stuff in the cards of this week’s reading.
Episode 126 - Days of the Dead Chicago 2019 Recap
I just rolled in from the Ol’ Big Windy Chicago where I tabled at Days of the Dead with my dude Micheal Allen Rose and my lady Sauda Namir. What a time was had! We kicked ass, and made some new friends. Also, the Pentacles are having me take a deeper look in this week’s reading.
Episode 125 - It Certainly Does . . . Suck
This week I remember the time I let vacuum salesmen into my house, and it turned out they weren’t entirely on the level. I also give the update on how having no day-job is going, and I announce the launch of my Patreon at www.patreon.com/johnwayneisdead! And, the Emperor leads the way in my reading for this week.