Episode 159 - Take the Last Train to Shut-Ups-Ville

This week, I recall a passive confrontation between one of my old bands and one Micky Dolenz of the Monkees. Plus, part of my Patreon conversation with author/publisher, Sam Richard.

Episode 158 - John Wayne and the Seven Goddesses of English

This week takes me back to seventh grade, Greek mythology, and striking out with the ladies. Also, an excerpt from my Patreon podcast featuring bizarro/horror author Charles Austin Muir!

Episode 149 - A Messy House Is A Happy House?

This week I remember the first time I went into someone’s house that was perpetually messy, and it blew my young, well-organized mind! Plus, an excerpt from a conversation I had with my man Charles Steele aka @funkohunter803. Check out our entire chat on my Patreon.

Episode 136 - Don't TOW Me, Bro!

This week I recall a time I almost had my car towed, and went through twice the hassle to get out of it. Double check for signs behind trees, because we don’t live in a cartoon apparently. Also, a bonus piece of an interview I did with Ms. Dana Marie King where she talks about her Bad Wolf art collective!

Episode 135 - Happy Birthday! I Did All Your Drugs

It’s my birthday, so what better way to celebrate than with a tale from birthdays past. This story is about a trip to Austin with some pals, psychedelics, and puking in the street.

Episode 134 - The Great Beer Wahoo!

This week I recall a time when if you wanted to get beer you had to be creative hence, the great beer wahoo. Also, the cards tell it like it is in this week’s reading.

Episode 133 - AD4L Patreon Episode

This week I’m promoting my Patreon by releasing an episode of the Awesome Dude 4 Life Boner (Bonus) Podcast available to my Patreon members only! This ep features myself and the great David W. Barbee and myself chatting it up in a Florida motel room. Check out my Patreon and help ol’ Uncle Johnny out if you can!

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Episode 132 - Hail Satan! Now, Here's Twenty Dollars!

I hate it when people feel the need to approach you so they can comment on or question something about an article of clothing you’re wearing. Unless they give you cash after they do. It still sucks, but it helps ease the frustration. Also, I win a battle but not the war in this week’s reading.

Episode 131 - Proctor and the Bitch

Ah, the theater. What a time I had doing plays in high school! This week I tell a tale of the ‘bitch’ heard round the world.

Episode 130 - The Great NES Christmas

I’ve said in the past how working retail and customer service jobs destroyed any and all Christmas spirit I could ever have, but this week I go way back to the time of being a young lad when i was still elated about the season. Also, an all Pentacle reading has interesting things to say about my current situation.

Episode 129 - Oh Jekyll, You Devil

I’m back from Jekyll Island Georgia from another convention, and a long, lonely drive. It wasn’t the best, but at least it was something. Excellent reading this week with the Emperor bring the good news.

Episode 124 - Wizard World Comic Con Austin 2019 Recap

I was in Austin this weekend for Wizard World Comic Con where I tabled with my good buds, and fellow awesome authors Lucas Mangum and Max Booth III. Boy, it was slow. Really slow, but find out how the Predator and Batman helped get us through it in this week’s episode. Also, Sword on Wand in my cards this week.

Episode 120 - Uh . . . I Think I Dropped It?

This week I had to deal with all kinds of bullshit I hate to do but must. Also, history repeats itself in the form of broken phones and fits thrown as I recall the time I had a not so positive reaction to breaking my phone. Did I mention I did it on purpose?

Episode 117 - John Wayne and the 420 Flood

We got hit with some bad flooding in H-Town this week making for a very soggy situation, so i let you all in on what went down on my side of town. Then, I tell a story of past flooding and giant, icy dicks. Also, the Swords are keeping it sharp in this week’s reading.