Although four years removed from the retail/service industry working during the holidays left lasting scars that still haunt me to this day. This week I talk about working overnight on Black Friday while wishing a comet would strike and blackout all of existence. Plus, good stuff in the cards of this week’s reading.
Episode 126 - Days of the Dead Chicago 2019 Recap
I just rolled in from the Ol’ Big Windy Chicago where I tabled at Days of the Dead with my dude Micheal Allen Rose and my lady Sauda Namir. What a time was had! We kicked ass, and made some new friends. Also, the Pentacles are having me take a deeper look in this week’s reading.
Episode 125 - It Certainly Does . . . Suck
This week I remember the time I let vacuum salesmen into my house, and it turned out they weren’t entirely on the level. I also give the update on how having no day-job is going, and I announce the launch of my Patreon at www.patreon.com/johnwayneisdead! And, the Emperor leads the way in my reading for this week.
Episode 124 - Wizard World Comic Con Austin 2019 Recap
I was in Austin this weekend for Wizard World Comic Con where I tabled with my good buds, and fellow awesome authors Lucas Mangum and Max Booth III. Boy, it was slow. Really slow, but find out how the Predator and Batman helped get us through it in this week’s episode. Also, Sword on Wand in my cards this week.
Episode 123 - My Recap of Spooky Empire 2019
I spent last week in Tampa Florida slinging books at my first Spooky Empire, and in this episode I tell you all about it. Plus, I spend my first week as a full time artist, and the cards keep it classy in this week’s reading.
Episode 122 - FIRED!
This week I was fired from my part-time day-job because I couldn’t work full-time, so that’s pretty much what i talk about in this episode. Also, the Swords are sharp in this week’s reading.
Episode 121 - Baby's First Hang Over
This weekend I had a great time at a party, and then paid for it with a trip to hang over city. It reminded me of even worse hang overs from the past like the one I talk about in this week’s story. In this case what doesn’t kill you makes you wish it would have.
Episode 120 - Uh . . . I Think I Dropped It?
This week I had to deal with all kinds of bullshit I hate to do but must. Also, history repeats itself in the form of broken phones and fits thrown as I recall the time I had a not so positive reaction to breaking my phone. Did I mention I did it on purpose?
Episode 119 - Cherry Poppin' in The Big Easy
I went to New Orleans this weekend, and I couldn’t help but remember the first time I’d ever set foot in the ‘Who Dat’ nation. What a Time!
Episode 118 - Days of the Dead Charlotte 2019 Recap
I’m back from another convention and am here to tell you all the thrills and spills! I was in Charlotte for Days of the Dead for the second year in a row slinging books, and spreading the weird horror word to all who would listen. Also, the Cups steer the ship in this week’s reading.
Episode 117 - John Wayne and the 420 Flood
We got hit with some bad flooding in H-Town this week making for a very soggy situation, so i let you all in on what went down on my side of town. Then, I tell a story of past flooding and giant, icy dicks. Also, the Swords are keeping it sharp in this week’s reading.
Episode 116 - Scarefest 2019 in Lexington KY Recap
Holy Kentucky fried awesomeness! Scarefest in Lexington Kentucky was rad as hell, and in this episode I tell you all about the trip, and my triumphant selling out of books! Plus, The Emperor and Strength bring balance to this week’s reading.
Epiosde 115 - Houston Zine Fest 2019 Recap and Acid Bath
This week I stayed in good ol’ H-Town to table at my third Zine Fest, and I can’t wait to tell you all about it. Then, I took some acid and that was fun too! Also, Cups and Aces across the board in this week’s reading!
Episode 114 - My Recap of Days of the Dead in Louisville 2019
I’ve just returned to Wayne Manor from Louisville Kentucky where i was slinging books at another most excellent Days of the Dead convention, and now I’m gonna’ tell you all about it! What a time! Also, the Cups would like my undivided attention in this weeks Tarot reading.
Episode 113 - Hey Teach, Look at Me Now!
I’ve had some great and some not so great teachers in my lifetime, but I’ve also had a couple who would never in a million years believe I was doing what I currently am today. Sadly, it was myself who gave them the impression I would be an eternal slacker with bad intentions. Well, I understand why they would think that my senior year in high school, but look at me now! Right? Also, The Swords and Pages are getting us off to a good start on this week’s reading.
Episode 112 - KillerCon 2019 Recap and the Motel From Hell
I’m back from KillerCon 2019 with another load of adventures to share with you! These include me yelling at an old man, walking with a zombie, and nearly drinking dumpster beer. Just another day at the office for me. Also, Wands do the talking in this week’s tarot reading.
Episode 111 - Patty's, Panties, and Peelander-Z
On a Saint Patrick’s Day long, long ago the might Letters to Voltron met Peelander-Z on the drunkest of all holidays! We were ready to kick ass, but not as ready for the panty-avalanche that followed. Also, stick with the basics with the Six of Swords on this week’s reading!
Episode 110 - Scares That Care 2019 Recap (What I Can Remember)
I’m back from Scares That Care 2019, and what a time it was! As per the usual I give a recap of every con when I get back, and this is no exception. My memory may have some scenes missing here and there, but I do my best to put the pieces together. It was AWESOME! Also, I’m sitting in the court of Pentacles in this week’s reading.
Episode 109 - The Great Coffee Prank War
Back when I worked at Starbucks another store tried to prank us once. After a retaliation deemed by some as ‘overkill’ we were never pranked again. Also, Hangin’ with the Pentacles in this week’s reading!
Episode 108 - Sketch Comedy: The Devil Made Me Do It
This week I talk about how I got into doing sketch comedy with a group of plucky misfits called MicroSatan, and the connections you form with the people you work with creatively that bond you forever. Also, I’m throwing chaos magic all over the place while Kings and Swords come together in the cards for this week.