Since the dawn of time man has fought against a mortal enemy: The Zipper. Since we became civilized as a people we have overlooked our differences, and lived side by side with The Zipper (literally) save for a small group who went the way of the button fly, and an even smaller group who wear sweatpants exclusively. Despite this truce we've had with The Zippers they occasionally revert back to their old ways and attack reinvigorating the rivalry once again.
Mocking Bird Network
Autobiographical Tales of Disbelief
John Wayne Lied to You is tales of triumph and woe told to you straight from the Studio of Evil. Each episode is a true account of our hero's adventures — from surviving a daring trip in Colorado to deep into the caves of porn shop booths. Originally stories written for BooTown's Grown Up Story Time, a show of public readings of autobiographic stories, John Wayne has made his mark in Horror, bizarro fiction and reality.