You know when you get kidnapped by a limo that takes you to a bar at the beach while pouring beer down your throat, and then you take your shirt off, and after that the limo takes you a strip club where you become enamored with a stripper, and invent an entire back story for her in which she writes poetry and studies literature, and then you accidentally proposition her on the way out? Yeah, me neither . . .
Mocking Bird Network
Autobiographical Tales of Disbelief
John Wayne Lied to You is tales of triumph and woe told to you straight from the Studio of Evil. Each episode is a true account of our hero's adventures — from surviving a daring trip in Colorado to deep into the caves of porn shop booths. Originally stories written for BooTown's Grown Up Story Time, a show of public readings of autobiographic stories, John Wayne has made his mark in Horror, bizarro fiction and reality.