As a young lad my first job was sacking your stinkin' groceries at Kroger. I was young, fresh, and far more considerate and trusting of people, so when I found an envelope with over nine hundred bucks in a shopping cart of course my first instinct is to turn it in. Never fear though, It all worked out when my honesty was rewarded with toilet water.
Mocking Bird Network
Autobiographical Tales of Disbelief
John Wayne Lied to You is tales of triumph and woe told to you straight from the Studio of Evil. Each episode is a true account of our hero's adventures — from surviving a daring trip in Colorado to deep into the caves of porn shop booths. Originally stories written for BooTown's Grown Up Story Time, a show of public readings of autobiographic stories, John Wayne has made his mark in Horror, bizarro fiction and reality.