Stepping in dog shit isn’t the end of the world, and is mostly funny when it happens. That is unless you’re me in seventh grade. This week I pull from the archives of my childhood when I was an emo, giant pussy who cried at the drop of a dime, or in this case a shit.
Mocking Bird Network
Autobiographical Tales of Disbelief
John Wayne Lied to You is tales of triumph and woe told to you straight from the Studio of Evil. Each episode is a true account of our hero's adventures — from surviving a daring trip in Colorado to deep into the caves of porn shop booths. Originally stories written for BooTown's Grown Up Story Time, a show of public readings of autobiographic stories, John Wayne has made his mark in Horror, bizarro fiction and reality.