When you're under sixteen and need to earn some loot there aren't many avenues available to pursue. I found myself in this predicament at age fourteen when a pair of shoes became the object of my obsession. With my dad's help I landed a gig mowing our neighbor's lawn, but the result was absolute shit.
Mocking Bird Network
Autobiographical Tales of Disbelief
John Wayne Lied to You is tales of triumph and woe told to you straight from the Studio of Evil. Each episode is a true account of our hero's adventures — from surviving a daring trip in Colorado to deep into the caves of porn shop booths. Originally stories written for BooTown's Grown Up Story Time, a show of public readings of autobiographic stories, John Wayne has made his mark in Horror, bizarro fiction and reality.